男友总偷瞄闺蜜Ecup咋办?看完这身材颜值:老司机表示根本扛不住
hello各位段友好 的段子哥本哥
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我就是你们
平易近人出类拔萃运筹帷幄意气风发见多识广独当一面助人为乐天生丽质国色天香过目不忘文武双全风度翩翩神采奕奕威风凛凛厚德载物玉树临风冰雪聪明高风亮节鹤立鸡群博学多才大义凛然文质彬彬一表人才刚正不阿
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“妈妈,公园里有个可怜的老婆婆,我想帮助她。”“真乖,真有爱心!那就给她五块钱吧。” “你怎么买爆米花了?”“那个老婆婆就是卖爆米花的呀!”
每次回家,我妈都会给我弄条鱼吃,每次!!!可我根本不爱吃鱼啊,又不好明说,怕负了老妈一番心意,于是旁敲侧击问我爹:“咋每次都弄鱼呢,我又不爱吃!”我爹冷笑一声:“还看不明白吗,嫌你多鱼呢!”
闺蜜带了好多好吃的来和我分享,还让我看她的新衣服。瞧她一脸的开心,忍不住问她:你不是前两天刚又分手了吗?闺蜜:嗯呐!昨天又和好了。我:那你到底爱不爱他啊?闺蜜:爱啊!我:爱他为什么老是分分合合的?闺蜜狡黠地一笑:那你知道马路为什么修了又挖、挖了又修吗?我:……
赶紧跟哥进入今天的快乐源泉!
客官接着往下滑一看你就笑嘎嘎
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之前哥发过兄弟偷瞄女友闺蜜胸的
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现在还有光明正大路上直接偷看的
还是在表白的时候
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看完老司机也是纷纷表示理解
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时间安排得刚刚好
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这不是开往幼儿园的车
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但是他成功地把钱给你变没了
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氛围突然不对劲
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新规则:上帝不许偷夹菜
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以后也是清华北大落榜生了
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此时有一个小女孩轻轻碎掉了
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这个月想通了
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驾照怎么也得A+
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也没啥问题
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一旦接受了某种设定…
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是哪个顶撞呢?
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再等等不行吗?
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隔壁王姐还是第一次见
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忙活一上午中午打开饭盒天塌了
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我的经济实力:
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笑声到你这戛然而止了
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写个解也不至于0分
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期末周的大学生:
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